Lundon: Ladies and gent's! Pups of all ages! Gather 'round, one n' all, for the news!! And now, presenting, the host with the most, that spotted lil' bastard, Nastiest thing on four legs this side o' grutely,
Tac: Lundon...
Lundon: Bad to the bone, Ugly son' of a gun...
Tac: Lundon.
Lundon: Snake with spots, Nemisis of Lucky, Scawny, not a scrap o' muscle to 'em...
Tac: LUNDON!
Lundon: Err...Tac. Roit. Yeah! Presentin' Tac! ...Bloody 'Ell..
Tac:
Alright! Lets get this over with. This week on the board, We've got no new pups. But that's alright, we've got over 25 dalmatians pokin' cold wet noses around this board, and it's fantastic the way it is! Thanks you guys for makin' this boar-
Pepper: And time for music!
Tac:
I hate this job.
Pepper: Can it twerp! My turn!
Whats up with music this week! Black Eye'd Peas! You love 'em! I love 'em! And they rock the spot at number one on my list of cool, with their newest hit: I Gotta Feeling! Come on you pooka dotted pups, check out this groove! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lXtCTixWR3g&feature=related Almost makes me feel bad about giving you that noogie yesterday, Tac.
Tac: Oh, heaven forbid we feel BAD about abusing those smaller then you.
Pepper: Yeah! Anyway, like ways, you pups have GOT to check out Pandora! www.Pandora.com is like, the BEST music site EVER!! It's filled with awesome, just like me! HA!
Tac: Thank you for that completely uninteresting musical interlude, Pepper. Anyway, we'v
Chopper: AmIlate?! Did I miss the news?!
Tac:
Chopper: Am I on? OK! HEY guys, Chopper here with this weeks Video!
Pepper: IS it the Black Eye'd Peas?
Chopper: ...what? No. No. It's "You Slipped a Disk" Episode fifteen of the 101 dalmatians series show! In this episode, Lucky has to swipe a stolen Computer disk from Cruella that contains...ya know, youse just gonna hafta watch it yerselves! HA!
Pepper: I think Black Eye'd peas would be better.
Chopper: I think you should shut yer mouth before I shut it for ya.
Pepper: You and what army bone farts?
Copper: Me, myself and I Paper Piddler!
Tac:
ANYWAY, As for Games, this week, We've go-
Rose: Is it my Turn? Secrets has an exciting new adventure this week!
Secrets: ...
Tac:
Rose: So Tic-Tac hasn't finished his new "Three Wishes" Story yet, but he's been a very busy puppy, so give him time! In the mean time, take a look at Sip and Rip's art work, and indulge yourself with Clayton's stories. I even hear he's making a sequel to : "Nothing Happens" So be sure to be on the watch for that! And Now Secrets, with an exciting story for us!
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Tac:
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Rose: Back to you, Tac!
Tac: Thank you. ...where was I?
Lundon: Games, eh. We're talkin' about games.
Tac: Right. Games. This week, we're gonna try adding Donkey Kong to the lowest part of the Forum to see how it works.
Lundon: 'Opefully bettah then Pacman!
Tac: ...Riiiiight. That and I managed to get into the closed Beta Testing of Dungeon Fighter Online! I'll tell you all how it is!
Bandit: And now, for Bandit's Bakery!
Tac: Shit! NO! NO!
NOT HAPPENING! I REFUSE! This is the NEWS not some fancy cooking corner! GET OUT OF HERE!!
Bandit: I'm gonna fill all your little puppy tummies up with something absolutely scrumptious this week!
Tac: Nope! That's it! We're done!
Bandit: First, we set the oven to 400 degrees, an
Tac: CUT TO BLACK ALREADY!!!