Lundon: Time for another look at the news!!! And your host with the most, your favorite villain and mine, the one, the only, Tic-Tac, DEARLY!
Tac: Thanks Lundon! Alrighty folks it's monday, July 13th and it's been absolutely lovely weather around the farm.
Lundon: Absolutely bloody delightful!
Tac: Sunny in the morning, cool in the evenings and just right in the afternoon. THIS is what summers all about.
Lundon: That, and Peltin' Cadpig with wa'er balloons.
Tac: Hehehehe! ALRIGHT, time for new pups! This week, hittin our Forum with the force of awesome, we've got plenty of New pups to meet and greet. Dragonology Student, Blitz, annnnd LilDipper! So putcher paws together for these new additions to our little corner of the net!!
Lundon: Those blokes are right cool they is!
Tac: So this week we've had a liiiittle bit of a set back from our normal news.
Lundon: Tac broke his Laptop.
Tac: ...Thats right...I did. But after some strenuous
work, I managed to fix the problem with pure scientific genius.
Lundon: That means 'e called the 'elp desk and pitched a bloomin' fit.
Tac: ...Lundon...Come 'ere...
Lundon
Tac: ANYWAY, Here's whats new around the
Chopper: HEY GUYS! Chopper Here! HERE'S whats new for videos!
Tac: Ahem. Chopper, this is MY news feed.
Chopper: Thats right lil Bro, and I'm here ta give ya a hand! I love t.v. ya know,
and you wouldn't DARE leave me out of a news feed dealing with T.V....RIGHT?!
Tac: Go Ahead.
Chopper: Rrrrright! I've got some really COOL News for ya gang! We've managed to rustle up 101 dalmatians, the live movie! So get it while it's hot! Also up on videos this week, we've got Southern Fried Cruella! I haven't seen that episode yet...I don't think, so I can't give ya any details about it, but I'm sure it's amazing! Back to you, Lundon.
Tac: TAC! It's MY show!
Lundon: Bloody 'ell, he gets so bossy some times.
Tac: I'm THE BLOODY BOSS!!
Chopper: Ain't the boss of me, pip squeak.
Tac: ...In, OTHER news, we've gotten rid of the Pac-man game. Didn't work as well as we thought it might, so we're looking for OTHER games to play.
Pepper: ROCK OUT!! SUP BITCHES?!
Tac: Oh...No. No. No, No, No. Pepper, Bad girl! Get out of here! BEAT it! SHOO.
Pepper: Eh? What? You want a butt kicking? Gladly lil bro, gladly.
Tac: I didn't say that! What are you doing here?!
Pepper: Well somebody's gotta handle yer music, and that'll be me!
Tac:
Pepper: Alright! Music news! ...Ain't no news. I got nothin'. Back to you, Tac.
Tac:
Pepper: TAC!
Tac: Oh, Right, right. Uh...where were we. Right. Here's a brand new link for Dungeon Fighter Online! Free Online game that looks promising for you guys who like that sorta thing at home! http://dungeonfighter.nexon.net/
And for those of you with Xbox live, Teenage, Mutant, Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time- Reshelled will be hitting the arcades this month, along with Marvel Vs. Capcom. Cannot WAIT to play some of you guys in it!!
As far as new content goes...
Rose: Hello!
Tac: ...
Rose: Tic-Tac. Little brother, may I please be apart of your new show?
Tac: ...Yeah. Sure. Why not. Ain't like I can say no to you, Rose.
Rose: Thank you sweetie.
As far as new content goes, Our little Brother Tic-Tac, will be holding a story contest, in which he will pick three puppies to place in one of his stories!
Tac: Rooooose that's a secret!!
Rose: Oopsies! Sorry Tac.
Tac:
I'm writing a story, and I'd like to have a pup from the boards in it. I'll need a message from one of you and three wishes if you got your choice. No contest or anything, just send me a message and judging by your responses, I'll add you to the story. Note, the wishes need to be real ones- and reasons why. I wish for 1000 bags of kibble because I'm greedy- is a good reason. I wish Tac was leader of the world, cause I wanna be in the story, is a bad one. Send 'em in soon!
Rose: And new Secrets with her own adventure of the week! Secrets.
Tac: ...
Secret: ... ... ... ...
Lundon: Is the bloody Volume turned up?
Secret: ... ... ... ...
Chopper: ...Uh...Rose...
Rose: SHHH! Don't interrupt her!
Secret: ... ... ... ...!
Tac: ...
Rose: Tac...back to you...
Tac: ugh...right...well that's it for this weeks news. Tune in next time when I-
Lundon: And the news crew!
Tac: ...
Rose: